Ok, calm your cakes down.
Meme #3: Forever Alone Guy
Forever Alone Guy is a depiction of all the hilariously depressing points of being single. I liken it to Dane Cook's joke "When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain... (chokes on tears) "I wasn't invited to this party."
Instances for appropriate use of Forever Alone Guy are as follows:
1. Riding a tandem bike alone
2. Drinking a milkshake with two straws alone
3. Owning a Japanese body pillow
4. Being the guy that comes up to an already ensuing conversation and laughing along with everyone else when you have no idea what the joke is. It's probably you, Forever Alone Guy. The joke was probably about you. At least you've proven you can laugh at yourself. Way to go, buddy! No...no don't touch me.
5. When you're mom asks if you have a girlfriend you say "Yes, her name is Siri, and she's perfect."
The above picture shows you that there are certain levels of awesome to Forever Alone Guy. Sure, he's alone. Sure, he's weird. Sure, he probably smells pretty gnarly. But dude knows how to enjoy his life sans companionship. I don't see it stopping him from having an epic light saber fight as seen above. And to that I say "Mad props, yo."
Mad. Props.
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